1. Manas aka sanam soliye…
Dis guy has d most ridiculous of fashion styles n makes weird clothes the ‘in’ thing….. he never wakes up at mornings n hardly sleeps at night… his fav. cuisine is d stale egg curry served in our night canteen n he also likes the ‘aaanda’ served in jhopadi… Soliye is a self-proclaimed fifa pro who defeated now n thn by othrs further down in this list…. oh! n he also makes othrs go crazy wit his nonsensical logic n darker-than-black tees :)
2. Pathak aka maaaaacho…
he’s d most unpredictable guy i’ve ever met…. he never answrs ppl normally n always seems in sum sort of delirium…. his fav pastimes r to get ridiculously expensive haircuts in vasco n play fifa… pathak is the ulti-cool guy who’s so light towards stuff dat u might think he’s drunk all d time…. also, his ultra-low waist jeans sumhow always manage to expose d fake jockeys n tommy hilfigers :P
3. Swapnil aka dast-rogi…
dis village level goalee has sumhow managed to trick d admins into making him one….. he’s always lethargic to death n hangs out mostly in n around d loo… also a fifa addict, he has fucked up his pc in everyway possible by pissing off soliye in a match 4 months ago… his burgandi hair n cool demeanor perfectly hides his irrational insecurity abt being exposed for a scandal abt an amitabh bachchan film n a hardcore fan, whose name is not displayed due to censor reasons ;)
4. tarosh aka taaaaarosh..
Now, dis is d most unique name i’ve heard… taaaarosh says it means d brigtest star, while i claim it means a nudist… he is one of d most talented ppl i knw of…. he acts,sings, learns guitar, plays pranks, never studies, wears revealing outfits n always has a rift wit asati…. taaaarosh also is a sucker for games which involve a female lead n is d unluckiest sportsperson alive… he sumhow managed to kick his own foot whileplaying soccer… he also doesnt ever talk2 pretty girls, no matter how desperate he is in front of us :D
5. Anurag aka pervert singh..
Anurag has d most tragic hairstyle one can think of… his crush always keeps him hovering over yes n no… he also gets influenced by d wrong kind of ppl quite quickly n regrets later… his cooking skills r d talk of d town n his room even smells lik a goddamn canteen… he absolutely hates bathing n is indifferent to d many ecosystems thriving on his skin… in d exam days, if he’s awake beyond 2am, he is sure to go crazy n starts hooliganism in d hostel… lastly, he is perverted to d extent dat he keeps…….. :P
6. Aditya aka pareshan asati..
ok, asati is a very harried n frustrated guy(hence d name pareshan asati!!!) who never ever gives a straight answr…. his eyes r his best feature, just like 007’s… asati also has given up on his studies just ‘coz he wants to play CS all day long… he sleeps 2 hours b4 me n always expects me to wake him up…. In case of fashion sense, asati has d coolest range of wedding collection u can ever buy…he’s very helpful towards ppl bt gets pissed off if v name his crush BC… his main ambition is to achieve an ACB dis year n start his own company dealing in…… :)
7. Maheshwari aka Obbishek..
obbishek is d first guy who absolutely n completely hates his birthplace… his grip over physics is commendable n if he wasnt in our grup, v wud hav called him a nerd… his fav pastime is either fifa or cs n he loves to defeat asati… girls r quite unsafe if maheshwari is around n always gives them strange, piercing stares…. his one-liners work magic on certain days n he never ever feels offended… oh! n he also luks like kareena kapoor when he’s wearing a helmet :P
8. Dheeraj aka m dot aka dot…
Dot is a strange characters in many ways… his brain’s like d infinity core processor n is d brightest among us… his crush always seems ready for his proposal bt dot doesnt hav d balls to admit… his clothes convey d wrong message towards others n his hairs defy gravity in a most amazing way… his choice of films may make u seems doubtful of his sanity, bt then its also a habit if u live around dot… he hates cleaning his room n never shuts d door while sleeping… dot also can b very violent on others’ b’days :D
These guys stay around me for 10 months in an year n r d best thing dat cud happn to ne1 aftr joining this college… they never take offence or stab in the back…. n last bt not the least, they never judge others on d basis of their CGPA(unlike an ass in our hostel called bh***i)… Black-benchers rock!!! /\
Dreams, as v all know. is stuff which we can see only with our eyes closed…Every1 has a dream..some want to be successful in their respective fields/jobs…some want to rid this world of all d malaise its brimming with…I hav always had a dream too…I want to prove that the underdog is not to be underestimated…Ppl r constantly judging u…Firstly, i wanted to join d armed foces….bt dat dream went up in smoke whn i got bespectacled…My parents thn decided engineering for me…I love cars so it seem like a natural progression of my passion…Now in a reputed college, all I want is to get a degree and open my dream garage…one full of cars waiting to be tweaked n instruments lining d spray-painted walls n windows :)
I thot up of a project idea bt d moment i proposed it to a senior student in our college, he told me i was being stupid by staring sumthng dis big…He told me to strt small n build up…He also told me to improve my lousy CGPA instead of running aftr things i dont know much about…Funds, permission,working place, raw material, faculty recommendation etc. r d thngs dat i wont get unless i had a nice score in academics…Inside, I felt that wats d use of improving my academic grades if they dont help me do what my heart wants…Mentally, i said d big F n decided then n there that no matter what, im gonna do at project, even if i have to loan money for it…
Education is necessary to make u a better person, not sum1 who kills his dreams just for a score-card…Ppl just expect me to get a job, hav my own place n b one with it…Nobody really gives a damn abt ur dreams except ur own self…Mahatma Gandhi proposed a system of education dat is not confined to buks n marks…He also waned all teaching to b done in our national lingo-hindi...N altho i hate him for many of his deeds, he had a valid point n a vision for d greater good…Nothng can b achieved unless u hav a passion for it n r willing to fulfill ur dreams…Dreaming big is not a crime…But itsa crime if u let sum1 else change ur dream n live a frustrated life regretting ur choices….I dont want my life to b based on decisions taken by those who hav lived life on their terms… V only get one shot at d title…Either grab it or turn ur back on it…D only difference it makes is dat if u choose d former, u’ll at last be responsible for whichever way ur life turns out n wont hav to regret… Dream big, work for it, b’coz sometimes u gotta walk before u can crawl!!!